February 2011
16 posts
Valentines Day - What so special about it? It’s just another ordinary day, just labeled.
OMG. I totally do this ad Allison would tell me, “Para kang tanga.” I would always answer ” Walang pakialaman ng trip. Go figure. ” hahaha
THE PREMISE OF DUALITY

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to
his class on the problem
science has with God, the Almighty.
He asks one of his new Christian students to
stand and…..
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you,
son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student : Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though
he prayed to God to heal
him. Most of us would attempt to help others
who are ill. But God
didn’t.
How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start
again, young fella. Is God
good?
Student :Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student : From…God…
Prof: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in
this world?
Student : Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did
make everything.
Correct?
Student : Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred?
Ugliness?
> > All these terrible things exist in the world,
don’t they?
Student :Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you
use to identify and
observe the world around you. Tell me,
son…Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student : No , sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your
God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of
God for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable,
demonstrable protocol, science
says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you
say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem
science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as
heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn’t.
The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with
this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even
more heat, superheat,
mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don’t have
anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees
below zero which is no
heat, but we can’t go any further after that.
There is no such thing as
cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe
the absence of heat. We
cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is
not the opposite of heat,
sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture
theatre.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is
there such a thing as
darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t
darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is
the absence
of something. You can have low light, normal
light, bright light,
flashing light….But if you have no light
constantly, you have nothing
and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? In reality,
darkness isn’t. If it
were you would be able to make darkness
darker, wouldn’t you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making,
young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical
premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise
of duality. You argue
there is life and then there is death, a good
God and a bad God.
You are viewing the concept of God as
something finite, something we can
measure.
Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It
uses electricity and
magnetism, but has never seen, much less
fully understood either one. To
view death as the opposite of life is to be
ignorant of the fact that
death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of
life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your
students that they evolved
from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural
evolutionary process, yes, of
course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution
with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile,
beginning to realize where
the argument is going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the
process of evolution at
> > work and cannot even prove that this process
is an on-going endeavour,
are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are
you not a scientist but a
preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who
has ever seen the Professor’s
brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever
heard the Professor’s brain,
felt it, touched or smelt it?…..No one appears
to have done so. So,
according to the established rules of
empirical, stable, demonstrable
protocol, science says that you have no brain,
sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust
your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at
the student, his face
unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith,
son.
: That is it sir.. The link between man
& god is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
NB:
I believe you have enjoyed the
conversation…and if so…you’ll
probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy
the same…won’t
you?…forward them to increase their
knowledge…
No minors allowed.
Observe dress code.
Entry (without falling in line) is upon invitation only.
The following are not allowed: large bags/luggage, sharp objects or weapons, laser pointers, glass/plastic bottles and cans, alcoholic beverage, illegal drugs, outside food and beverage, pentel…